Guillermo comes back home, but different... Everything is different.

nandor the relentless is suffering from a severe case of vampiric depression. guillermo de la cruz just wants to help. it's his duty as his master's bodyguard, after all; anything to gain his praise and approval. and, what's the best solution to a broken heart? jazzercise, of course. but, will it help? will guillermo finally get noticed? does nandor reciprocate his romantic feelings? will nadja and laszlo be willing to help him carry out such an outlandish plan? will colin robinson ever shut the hell up? is there a hopeful future ahead for mr jackie daytona? let's get physical.

A lot has happened in the past few months. Guillermo has gone from making overpriced sandwiches to working the mailroom at Cannon Capital, then being promoted to assistant (partially due to Nadja's interference he'll admit), and now he's-a sidekick? He's not exactly sure what he's doing now. He moved back into the house around a month ago- the big blue room this time, not his old closet room- and it's rather nice to be back. Originally, the plan was to find an apartment nearby so he could have a bit of distance, but with how much time he spends at the manor, he'd just be burning money. Nandor has done a surprisingly good job with the whole "equal partnership" thing anyways. They're friends now, and it's lovely. It still warms his heart every time Nandor calls Guillermo his friend. Although a little part of him that he's shoved deep down still aches to be something more than that. ---------------- Nandor asks Guillermo to go shopping with him; unfortunately, they pick the wrong shop.

Simon, an academic human man grieving over his one love Betty and Nandor, a warrior vampire who has been looking for his one true love for his entire, forever, life. Despite their obvious differences they share one similarity, they are lonely and desperate but neither of them could've predicted what their desperation was about to become.

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

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THIS WAS JUST MADE TO PUT MY THOUGHTS SOMEWHERE I DIDNT EXPECT ANYONE OTHER THAN HIM AND I TO SEE THIS AHAH SORRY

so they meet again. curt isn't letting owen go this time, no matter what it takes. he's going to stay by owen's side.

A short Spies are Forever oneshot! If you don't know what Spies are Forever is it is a musical by The Tin Can Brothers. It's free to watch on Youtube and I highly you watch it. It's my favourite musical and all the songs, acting, and story is amazing!

This is a bunch of one-shots from my beautiful mind. A lot of them with be Curtwen. A lot of them will also be pretty gay. There will be Curtwen and TatixBarb and Cynthia being a lesbian. There will probably be some good ol' Mama MEga as well. That's pretty much it.