Brentinator
"Hey, Detective West. Can I help you?"
"It's Barry. He's sick."
"But that's impossible. With his metabolism, he shouldn't be able to get sick. He must've gotten poisoned or something."
"Look, I don't know if it's something as wild as a metahuman or as simple as the flu. Point is, I need someone to watch him, and since he's obviously not coming to S.T.A.R. labs today..."
"I'm a doctor, not a babysitter."
Friendship SnowBarry!