Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

An extraordinary tale

so my friend was like "Ayyy Marro can you like write a fanfic where Satan and Jesus is fucking even though God told them not to?" and I was like "ehhh... I dunno" yet here I am. Keep in mind i'm not even remotely religious and don't take offense by this story cus they're basically fictional characters made up by humanity so like shush if you take offense and fuck off lol - edit// Why am I doing this to myself lmAo I feel so bad for literally anyone checking my page its all shitty meme stories ffs im disappointed in myself

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

All in the title /|\

wut will hapen win big butt and Elmo find out that thy be soul matts?

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Thomas the Tank Engine bursts into your room one day. It all goes downhill from there.

Warning this will traumatize your eyes :p

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.