Greg Heffley gets kicked out of his house for being a trump supporter. he hitch hikes to Washington DC to find his one true love, donald trump. he knocks on the door of the white house. find out what happens in the book warning ✨smut✨

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God punishes me constantly for my mistakes

It all begins when Jacob, a white belt in karate, meets Jake, a white boy with malnutrition. Though they met off on the wrong foot, with both of them ending up with bruises and locked jaws, their problematic relationship will soon turn into something more romantic than that...

The buzzfeed unsolved boys featuring demon!shane. Ryan finally figures it out, and he can't seem to decide what's worse; the fact that his best friends a demon, or that he has feelings for him. (Gonna try to incorporate as much real dialogue as possible! Watch the demon of goatmans bridge for a little context)

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....

When four goofy men move next door to Hennessie, a 26-year-old, and her kid brother Alex, age 10, everything changes. Hennessie witnesses multiple things for the first time: Fights, safety from her abusive and neglecting parents, love, and happiness. Because of these new neighbors, she feels safe. She has never felt safer than she does with them. Hennessie's only problem now is getting Alex away from their parents. She doesn't want him to think she's like Anastasia, their older sister who left them to fend for themselves. These men are like the family she never had but had always wanted. But family isn't what she wants with two of them. At least not the brother-sister type of family.