La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

oneshots but hot and of jojo part 5 characters because i love them all mostly my crack ships but those are actual ships to other people oof and also extremely random things. Fun fact: i wrote the first chapter before I even watched part 5 covers and art by @ImpossibleCandy thanks toe (not even oneshots anymore because of my upcoming chapters) i take requests has some part 4 chapters whoops

Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

A tragic tale of betrayal, taxes, poverty, and cheese.