14 year old Lila has a MAJOR crush... One that most people don't approve of. How much will Lila go through to be with the fabulous hottie, Gandalf? Even if he is 90 years older than her? [NOTE: This story is purposed for humor and the nonexistence of all seriousness]

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

I didn't mind if my fingertips were rusted with coffee grounds, or if my palm still hosted bread crumbs, I reached out my hand across the table, and you squeezed it but proved me wrong. My mind was spiraling, my heart, unstable. ____________________________

Hello guys! Yes, I'm back with a whole new instalment of Middle Earth Mayhem! Same as last time- ask as many questions, dare as many dares and I'll always accept any chapter ideas! Anyway, if you haven't read Middle Earth Mayhem, go read it! Thanks guys! Enjoy!

Every girl is wondering about two things: 1. What do I want to do with my life? 2. What kind of person do I want to marry? So I traveled around the world looking for answers. Five men, three continents, one prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV. I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound books... Until the phone rang... This is a true story.