In my opinion this shit is worse than the hat fic. Read at your own discretion bitches

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I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends

/Credit to Anna Stewart for the names/ Coco has never really felt joy or love in her life. She spent her days working at Ships R Us, giving ships to the world. Until one day, a sweet girl comes to the store, asking for some ships. She works at the Fanart Parlor across the street. Is Coco catching feelings? How will this new crush play out? /None of these characters are mine, they all belong to ColeyDoesThings/

I'll be making my first object shipping story! This book will most likely be filled with random ships I could think of or ships I find cute <3

This book is just a load of shinanigans about ' Among us logic' a series on youtube about the game Among us by intersloth. There will be incorrect quotes, random posts and others. Perhaps headcanons and ships?

I'm sorry

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

» 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 « » 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐏, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 « » 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓? « (𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐯 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐲)

I finally am going to write actual stuff sometimes guve me a wild idea and ill make a very professional fic about it kinda mature but no actual smut- ⬆️fuck that, i mentioned sMUt in a joke chapter if that counts