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No. This is not the shrek script, this is the shrek bible, it's way different
read pt.1 first edit: pt 1 got deleted bc niggas was reporting it... weak hoes
The steamy erotic sequel to 50 Shades Of Bread so get back out your cucumber ;)
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cuz you a snack ~~~~ A large collection of pickup lines so bad, the cringe will radiate off of you. A/N: If you see any duplicates, feel free to comment on the chapter so I can replace it, I will not view it as rude. (A/N: 15k views!! Tysm!) Best Rankings: #768 in C...