Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

On prom night, seventeen-year-old half-blood vampire, Carmine Redoza, and her younger brother, Blake, find a classmate's mutilated body in a park. The corpse is drained of blood. This murder is one of many committed by someone the police have dubbed the 'Vampire Stalker'. When the detective on the case pegs Blake Redoza as the prime suspect, Carmine needs to figure out the serial killer's identity and fast. Things get even more complicated when Carmine develops feelings for her new boss, Sebastian Hunter, only to find that an old flame is back to haunt her.
 Can Carmine conquer her inner demons and unmask the killer before it's too late? Join Carmine as she spends an unforgettable summer learning the truth about her former sins, complicated family history and the extent of her resolve against temptation. Highest ranking #11 in Vampire #104 in Paranormal ~A Wattpad Featured Novel~ © 2020, Jackie Wang a.k.a. "Chesmok" ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Media accompanying chapters are the intellectual property of their respectful owners.

Dahlia McLean finds herself thrust into a world of magic, monsters and immortals born at the beginning of time. She and her best friend, Troy Flarehill, and his sister, Helen are whisked away to a place where people of her 'type' are. And it is rumoured that at that place, all are descended from a magician who can control elemental magic...