It's September and I need a roommate. I couldn't live in the dorms anymore. I was fed up of being paired with idiots. I was done sharing my kitchen and my bathroom with an entire floor. When I signed the lease for my apartment, I did it with the guy I was seeing at the time. Turned out he was as unreliable as he was loud in bed. Which was very. You know when you see someone for the first time and you think that those clothes they're wearing really are appalling and that they should immediately remove them, any type of clothing really, well that's the first thing that crosses my mind when I first meet Holt. He's going to be a problem, that Holt. (This story is completed)

There once lived a girl who lived with two boys who went on adventure, that wasn't that much of an adventure, more like a deep internal quest to figure stuff out. There's a lot of bad jokes, puns, unrequited feelings and a little bit of self growth. And above all there's the recipe to how to construct a story. An artist, a philosopher and a scientist walk into a bar... it starts like this.

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

Dysarthria- The condition that makes speaking difficult. But feeling everything? Not that easy. - Gracie Summers was a woman of few words. Not because she didn't have anything to say. But because getting the words out was hard. So she keeps to herself. No drama. No risks. Until a wrong number changes everything. What started out as a simple mistake became late-night texts and an unexpected connection with a stranger. But real life isn't a fairy tale. Because the number wasn't meant for her. And the girl it was meant for wasn't going to let him go without a fight. Between jealousy, betrayal and a mistake that changed everything, Gracie had a choice to make. Is it just another story that wasn't meant to be hers... or one worth laying her heart on the line for? #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories in 'funny' tag {7/22/24} #1 / 5.67K stories in 'talk' tag {4/30/26} #6 / 38.3K stories in 'shortchapters' tag {5/2/26}

With summer just around the corner, Coraline's prepared for another busy tourist season at her family's hotel. What she's not expecting, however, is England's hottest up-and-coming music sensation, Leon McCarthy, showing up at the check-in desk.

All its life, the bird had felt unworthy and plain. Uninteresting and unremarkable. With its beak too long, its feathers a drab color, it felt utterly worthless. And trading being a human at the price of understanding was not too much of a price. Or was it? dedication to Eskimo Curlew bird

The Shy Boy and the Girl in the Green Dress A 'I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know' alternate universe story. What would have happened if Alex had been honest right from the start and Lexi never would have had a crush on him? What would have happened if Blake and Lexi had talked during Blake's first day of class. In this alternate universe, watch how one small decision changed completely the course of Blake and Lexi's relationship. (If you haven't read 'I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know' you can still read this, but you'll be missing some of the references.) (Cover drawing made by Kristina Webb. You can check out more of her awesome work here: https://instagram.com/colour_me_creative)

What happens when a Mob Boss meets the woman ordered to kill him?

❝Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?❞ "Well, I might have microwaved my phone...&quot" ❝Ok, stop it Luke. No one would do that❞ "Um, I'm not Luke, and that was a serious statement" _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Highest Ranking: #1 Short Story Dates: Started - February 2nd, 2016 Ended - May 23rd, 2016

in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.