Brian Walker, the IT guy at a small government contractor, has two problems. First, he hasn't had his morning coffee, and second, a strange voice in his head claims an alien invasion is underway. Solving the least pressing of the two should be pretty simple, but that leaves the coffee issue to deal with! Still, what if that voice is telling the truth? Brian's lunch buddy, Dale, thinks so-but then, he also thinks the government has been putting mind control drugs in the water supply. After deciding to trust the voice in his head, all he needs is a first-rate team to face off against the aliens. He ends up with a Princess Bride fanatic (with eyes for him), a conspiracy theorist, and a cosplayer. Follow Brian and his ill-equipped band of office workers, as they try to save the world from well-meaning aliens that have finally lost patience waiting for the human race to kill itself off.

Just no, dudes. That is not the way to do it.

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea pig. When their beloved town of Vortville is attacked by an army of brain-warping Freaky Fuzzy toys, Nort implants Chip with a microchip that instantly turns him into a real live secret agent! Will they be able to save the town... or will the microchip fritz out?! (ALERT: Check out TWO SEQUELS to this book right here on Wattpad! Just click on my name, and you'll find it.) If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent! Hilariously illustrated, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! This funny spy story is the first in a series so if you like it, there's more to come!

A Miraculous Ladybug Lukanette fanfiction. Marinette finally grows up and stops obsessing over an idea to fall for the constant love and support by her side. For a while, they are happy. And then: Lila, tragedy, death, a child, and a shit ton of confusion fill the air. Language and details restricted to PG-13.

~A Collection of Requested BNHA Imagines~ REQUESTS ARE: CURRENTLY CLOSED! Take care of Bakugou when he gets his wisdom teeth out, Kick Endeavor in the balls while defending Shouto, have class 1-A throw you a surprise party, adopt a cat with Todoroki, do some training with Kirishima, and many more imagines and scenarios for your delight! A continuation of my other imagines, now with some headcanons as well! :D Request here - https://goo.gl/forms/pYElFTp5j7rLvWOH3 (Includes: angst, fluff, etc) AN- Currently NOT looking for Constructive Criticism. Please do not leave comments as such. These imagines are requests that just allow me to be creative, thus I'm not searching for any feedback other then if readers enjoyed the imagines. Thanks for understanding!

Kuraiko Yoru, she despised attention and everything about it. She also despised crowds of people because it was too annoying. But there was one thing that she despised the most, heroes. Growing up, it was always, heroes this and heroes that, but that's not why she hated them. Heroes were supposed to save people, but in her life, they never did. They were always too late. So, losing everything in her life, and already spilling too much blood, Kuraiko becomes the thing that ruined her life. A villian. But her hate for heroes was much stronger, so, will Kuraiko step out of her shadows to join the drama? Read to join Kuraiko on her journey!

"You're so useless!" "Why are you even alive" "Shut up you weakling!" "You might as well live on the streets you ungrateful bitch!" "You don't belong to this family. Go somewhere else you useless scum" "Face it y/n we can't be hero's no matter how hard you try." "How do you intend to be a hero with such a weak quirk?" "With a useless quirk like that, don't you want more?" * It's been 8 years since I got a better quirk. It doesn't matter anymore. Its been 8 years since I noticed that heroes and villains don't exist in this world. It's all based on quirks. It's been 8 years since I realized that this society is fucked up. Your either useless or powerful.

Rei, a former samurai lieutenant is reincarnated into the body of an 8 year old, who happens to be the main villainess in a romance novel for foreign girls. A villainess destined to be executed by her fiancé the crown prince for cruelty towards the heroine of the novel. To avoid being executed she must to make allies among her enemies, get out of the heroine's way, and untangle herself from the poisonous intrigue of court the best she can in the role of a future courtier. However, the vaguely described backdrop said nothing about the conflicts building beyond the heroine's understanding, or that women weren't allowed on the battlefield. I am honestly left speechless. I am very touched and honored by all the attention, by all the sweet, beautiful and fun comments I've received over the last month, it's been truly amazing. To those who already enjoy it, I hope you will continue to do so. To those who decide to pick it up, I hope you have as much fun with it as I did!

Hello! This is my first time writing on WattPad. This is my OC's story from My Hero Academia. I have never shared my OCs with anyone before, much less told anyone their backstories, so please be nice and considerate! This is just for fun! (Yes, I made my girl on LoveNikki) Characters used in this story belong to BNHA, and therefore belong to Kohei Horikoshi. Maigo is my own character and belongs to me, although I did make her on an app, so her appearance technically belongs to LoveNikki (?). Also, thank you to my friend, Tiff, for making the thumbnail for this book!!! So anyway, this is the story about a little girl who grew up alone on the streets of Musutafu, Japan. She fends for herself by relying heavily on her quirk in order to get her food. Eventually, she grabs the interest of a man who would never imagine that he would be taking care of a child one day, especially one that he just picked up off the street...

(going through editing - September 2025) New cover by me, placeholder until im finished <3 ⚔ 𝓞𝓱 𝓷𝓸! 𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓡𝓪𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼! 𝓘𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓮! 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵𝔂... ═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══╗ sypnosis : ╚═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══ ┌──────────── ➽ You're the princess of the Kingdom of Edena, sent to marry the young king of another kingdom. It was your duty as their beloved princess. However, during your secret journey by carriage you were kidnapped by a group of renowned pirates known as the Deadly Raiders! These were ruthless pirates at the centre of all underground dealings you were taught to despite, and as a young princess, your paths were never meant to cross under natural circumstances. Their presence in your life has diverted you from the future that has been set out for you from a young age. Is their interference freeing you from your cage of responsibilities as a princess? Or have you found yourself captured in tighter contraints... What would happen if they formed an unlikely obsession over you over the course of your shared trip. Will they hand you over for riches as they originially planned? Based on the choices you make, a different fates may await you... ──────────┘ tw: sexual themes, torture, abuse, mental illness, violence, gore, death, nausea, allusion to 'grape' (act of it not included), SA