This Series is about The True Backstory of The Entire BFDI Cast Before They Became Objects... All The Objects They Were just Innocent Little Human Kids in Their Previous Life... But Something Horrifying Happened... A Unknown Woman is Trying to Kidnap Them and Kill Them so She Can Turn Them All Into Objects... You Think The Kids Will Survive? Let Us See! ⚠️WARNING!⚠️ This Story May Contain: Adult Humor, Blood and Gore, and Jumpscares...

Why? They've treated me horribly. They say they're my friends, but they're not. They ignore me, yell at me, blame me for everything, etc. I need my revenge. .... I'll control them. They'll all become my puppets, and I'll pull their strings to make them do WHATEVER I WANT. I'll finally get the respect I deserve...

In this world...Every object has different powers and types, depending on what they are...like, Tree is nature type due to him being part of nature But, in every story, has to have a villain in the story... Wow, boring- XD But this is my first time actually trying to write something and I'm not really uh, prepared for it So uhm Enjoy!

Since I no longer post OSA (Object Show Art) anywhere (maybe I'll restart on Instagram, that's under a question), I'll instead post digital art, doodles and sketches of it all here. There will also be of other fandoms like Danganronpa and Osomatsu-san, but not as often.

Warnings: shipping. Death. Saddening topics. Somewhat religious. Fireafy and some Geleafy. (If you don't like Fireafy please don't read this.) After BFB has ended, 4 finds himself feeling empty without a show to host. So he drags X along to try out an idea of his. thinking it'll be fun and harmless. but then people swap teams, conflicts start, and everything starts going wrong.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤