A literal joke
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Tightly Knit ⟶ Fred Weasley by kmbell92
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WARNING: UNDER REWRITING AND HEAVY EDITING Read at your own risk! Life started off complicated for young Eleanor Ross after being born to a muggle mother while showing her magical capabilities at an early age. Growing up in a household where her mother fears her, Eleanor mostly finds herself isolated from the outside world as her mother intends on keeping Eleanor's abilities a secret. However, Eleanor finds relief after she turns eleven years old when a letter arrives in the post and a woman comes knocking on her door to reveal that Eleanor is a witch. While things do not necessarily become easier for the mother and daughter, Eleanor finally finds a place where she can fit in at none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A few years later, Eleanor is caught up the middle of the pranking chaos that is brought on by none other than Fred and George Weasley. No student or professor is deemed safe as the twins have dedicated their fifth year to pranking everyone in the castle. So far, it's been a piece of cake until they attempt to prank Eleanor, the unsuspecting Hufflepuff. At first, they are convinced that it was a simple miscalculation but as the prank, after prank fails, something is up. Fred finds his curiosity piqued when he witnesses one of the pranks literally bounce off the girl and becomes more than determined to figure out how Eleanor is dodging their mischievous ways. He wants to figure out her ways, but he and George have to get out of detention first. 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔
unforgettable. || peter pevensie || complete by prettylittleirishboy
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❝she'd gone from being irrelevant to being unavoidable, and what wouldn't peter give just to see her one more time❞ [book 2] ✳︎✳︎✳︎ good people always get second chances. at least, that was what aslan had told phoebe the last time she'd seen him. now, having essentially returned from the dead, phoebe feels like an outcast, and her second chance doesn't seem so wonderful after all. peter was once a king, and now he's just a sixteen-year-old boy with a short temper. he's still not over losing phoebe, and all he wants is to return to narnia and feel like he did before. when peter and phoebe are returned to narnia for the second time, it's only a matter of time before every wall they've built up over the past year comes crashing down. ✳︎✳︎✳︎ complete!! ✳︎✳︎✳︎ highest rankings #5 in 'narnia' #2 in 'peterpevensie' ✳︎✳︎✳︎ © prettylittleirishboy 2018 [chronicles of narnia belongs to c.s. lewis but phoebe belongs to me!]
irrelevant. || peter pevensie || complete by prettylittleirishboy
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❝ there was a difference between living and existing, and for the first time, phoebe felt like she was living. and wasn't that a marvellous thing?❞ [book 1] in which a boy calls a girl irrelevant, but somehow manages to fall in love with her anyway. ✳︎ phoebe didn't expect four children to show up at her country home, and she definitely didn't expect them to find a wardrobe with a snow-filled land in it after a particularly disastrous game of hide and seek. peter didn't think coming to the middle of nowhere because his home was being bombed to pieces would lead to finding something he didn't want to let go. but hey, here they are. ✳︎ highest rankings #1 in 'peterpevensie' #1 in 'narnia' #1 in 'cslewis' ✳︎ complete!! [this book has a completed sequel !] ✳︎ © prettylittleirishboy 2018 [the chronicles of narnia belong to c.s. lewis but phoebe belongs to me]
Of Demigods and Monsters (Leo Valdez x Reader) by Ashe_wing
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*Complete* 130,000+ words 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕠𝕟𝕖 It started with an obsession. No matter what anyone could say, I was one of the biggest fans anyone could get of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus. Ever since day one, I was hooked, but I failed to read the warnings. I thought it was just a figment of my imagination. At least, I thought that until everything started to become a reality. The next thing I knew, the gods were playing a joke on me, and I was pulled into the world I had come so desperately to love. Except, something was different. I was trapped within the books, and I knew what would happen every step of the way... So long as I didn't screw that up. *****All Right's go to Rick Riordan other than the plot twists I add or other minor edits. And of course, you own yourself, not me.***** [𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠] ⚜️⚜️⚜️ Started: November 22, 2019 Ended: August 13, 2020 ⚜️⚜️⚜️
Junoesque ✿George Weasley✿ by LuLuOnFire
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Junoesque (adj) Beautiful and imposing, like the goddess Juno // #2 in georgeweasley 15.06.2019 #1 in georgeweasley 11.07.2019 #2 in harrypotter 28.07.2019 #1 in harrypotter 30.07.2019 Cover by @kage_ino --- Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling and Warner Bros. Studios. Blair Rosier however, is my character and adds a partial story line that I have made. But the main plot follows a combination of the Harry Potter movies and books. Enjoy!
Muggle | 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 by TinaX2
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{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform 9 and 10, careful not to hit it too hard. But the shocking part is that the wall disappears and she passes the barrier, suddenly finding herself in platform 9 3/4. At first she thinks that she's just dreaming and goes with the flow. But when she figures out that everything is as real as it can get, Lexi realizes that she has the power to change everything and save everyone; because she knows exactly what is going to happen next and how to stop it, even though she is just a Muggle.
the beauty of the sound / edmund pevensie by Kendallann78
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"you're the beauty of the sound and the wreckage of the waves." Eleanor Beesly and Edmund Pevensie have always been best friends. When ever you see Eleanor you will find Edmund not too far behind. Every since they were babies Eleanor and Edmund have had this unexplainable bond. So when the Beesly's and the Pevensie's stumble into Narnia friendships will be tested, bonds will grow stronger, questions will be answered, and love will be discovered. Read more in "The Beauty of the Sound" an Edmund Pevensie love story. The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe / Prince Caspian / Voyage of the Dawn Treader Started: 11/29/18 Finished: 3/15/19
𝙸𝚁𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴. ➪ 𝙴. 𝙿𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚎  by zaynsinmalabami
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"𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝑊𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁'𝑇 𝑀𝐸𝐴𝑁," 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑, "𝐽𝑈𝑆𝑇 𝐼𝑅𝑅𝐼𝑇𝐴𝐵𝐿𝐸." ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑥ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑙𝑦, 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. "𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐴𝑆 𝐹𝐴𝑅 𝐴𝑆 𝐹𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆 𝐺𝑂? 𝐼 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐾 𝐼 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝑇𝑂𝑂." ☁︎︎ In which she finds him intolerable. In which he finds her insufferable. In which they happen to stumble across the land at the back of the upstairs wardrobe, that logically shouldn't exist. {word count: 81, 478} [This is based off of The Chronicles of Narnia films as well as C.S. Lewis' novels. I only own the Opal family and their storylines] 𝙃𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 - - #1 in 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗮 - #1 in 𝗲𝗱𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗽𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲 - #1 in 𝗰𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗮 - #1 in 𝗹𝘄𝘄 - #1 in 𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘆 - #1 in 𝗺𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗻𝘂𝘀 - #1 in 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘃𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗱𝗮𝘄𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 - #1 in 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗱𝘁 - #1 in 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗻𝘂𝘀 - #1 in 𝗲𝗱𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗱 - #1 in 𝘃𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗱𝗮𝘄𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 - #1 in 𝗲𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗯𝗯 - #1 in 𝗮𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻 - #1 in 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 - #1 in 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗽𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲 - #1 in 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗲 - #1 in 𝘀𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆𝗻𝗲𝘀 - #1 in 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 - #2 in 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘆
Gunpowder & Cinnamon {Fred Weasley} by kmbell92
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Book 2 Everyone knew the story of the Boy Who Lived. But many weren't familiar with the story of the Girl Who Knitted. Eleanor Ross knitted her way to victory, her knitted garments protected those who fought against the Dark Lord and his followers, and to think it all started with a prank. Back in their fifth year of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley attempted to unleash one of their pranks on the unsuspecting Hufflepuff, and when it failed, they were determined to figure out how Eleanor deflected every single one of their attempts. They discovered so much more. George discovered that knitting posed an actual threat. Fred discovered that behind the innocent knitting was a fearless badger ready to fight. Eleanor discovered that she fell in love with a boy who smelled like gunpowder and cinnamon. The war might have been over, but the adventure was far from it. Book One: Tightly Knit Book Two: Gunpowder and Cinnamon Book Three : TBA
The Slytherin Royals by MaxineLane
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Kallista Zenia Emrys is born in the world of high society pure bloods. Being one of the last remaining descendants of Merlin- the Greatest Wizard of all time- she finds herself being weighed down by the extremely high expectations that her name gives. Starting Hogwarts, Kally quickly learns the hate that comes with being a Slytherin. She finds comfort in her Slytherin friends who face similar responsibilities. A handsome blonde being one of those.