Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Lol I wrote this in middle school and in re-writing it now that I'm in high school

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

heartbreak 💔. suspense 🥺. smut 😱. what else could you want in a book? the tragic tale of mordecai and twilight. will the two be lovers or are they the right people but wrong time 🥺🥺🥺? read to find out what happens 🤗

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩