"is the s in scent silent or is it the c?" "is my fist going to silence you or my knee?" skz chatroom, full of pure crack.

Hongjoong creates a groupchat for him and 3 of his friends and ends up with a chaotic groupchat filled with 8 people in the end Highest Rankings #1- Chatroom

❝ u look like u cooked ur hair with a frying pan ❞ ❝ and you look like you attached a dog's tail to the back of your hair and called it a mullet.❞ in which six korean dudes, that are all hot in someone's eyes, unwillingly join a groupchat planned by two people. with flirting, joking and, often a bringing up of anime nips, how will this story go? not even the author knows. began: 11.09.19. not complete! lower case intended. for @TEALIX ! note! - the characters do not belong to me, they are actual people, and this book is for entertainment purposes. do not take anything said in this book seriously.

⁺◟nishinoya yuu x reader crackfic . . . ︎ꜜ ❝𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙢𝙚, 𝙞 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙝𝙖 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙨.❞ . . . y/n hates physical contact from newcomers. she will literally go off if sticky people breathe her air. what happens when y/n has to help nishinoya and tanaka get their grades up so their dumbasses can go on to being third years. . . . ⌦ short story tanaka and suga are kinda a main character in this story,, so i guess you can consider them love interests to y/n as well.. . . . ➹ highest rankings ➹ #1_yuunishinoya [7.13.20] #10_tanakaxreader [6.15.20] #1_sugawaraxreader [8.24.20] drafts started: 5.16.20 published: 5.23.20 completed: 5.23.20

❛ I'D GLADLY LET YOU SQUISH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS Y/N-CHAN! ❜ 。in which oikawa tooru tries to win over the cold captain of the taekwondo team through her social media. HQ FANFIC ! T. OIKAWA X F. READER ⓒ haikyuu | haruichi ⓒ kick me! | SAMUGIRI 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙨𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖

it started with his fall, then followed by another. 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 #1 - nishinoyayuu #1 - nishinoya #1 - crackfic #1 - karasuno #1 - nishinoyaxreader

❝y'all batches❞ » in which oneus make a group chat for themselves, but then made the dumb decision to add ateez, causing immense chaos in the said group chat × chatroom au | ateez & oneus × [discontinued] © moonglowz ;; 2019-2020.

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

❝𝐀𝐡.......𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠?❞ ❝𝐘𝐞𝐬?❞ ❝𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫?❞ In which BTS accidentally kill someone and try to cover it up.