Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓: you are going to die. does this worry you? ❪ tua s1 ⎯⎯⎯ 4 ❫ © 𝙲𝙾𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂𝚃𝚇𝚁𝙳𝚄𝚂𝚃 , 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷

"𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐬, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐬." Cara Pritchard, a fun-loving and free-wheeling girl who has always been the black sheep of her family. Her older brother can whistle with crackers in his mouth and her younger brother can do so much more than she could do at that age. Cara can't do anything like that. She's tried and tried to do something to impress her parents but nothing worked. An opportunity came where she could hang out at the town carnival with her tight-knit group of friends, but then the news came that her whole family had died in a horrible fire. Talk about karma. Cara gets taken to another group of kids who had also had their parents die in a fire, but at least they had siblings. Together, they embark on a journey that sends them from guardian to guardian, problem to problem. Along the way, secrets are revealed, emotions are uncovered and Cara's easy-going exterior is threatened along with her life. VERY LONG CHAPTERS Klaus Baudelaire x Fem!OC Based on the Netflix show: A series of unfortunate events. Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 :

𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗏𝖾s'𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆． （ 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗋 .ᐟ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗈𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 i 𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗂𝗓𝖾 .ᐟ ） 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 : #3 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 #1 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 #1 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 #1 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 -- volume one. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑 : ( STARTED: 03 03 23 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑 : ( FINISHED: 11 04 23 ) -- volume two. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟒 : ( STARTED: 08 12 24 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟒 : ( FINISHED: 02 21 25 )

"𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩," 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧. "𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨" 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙙, 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮. 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 44 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧 1 1989, 𝙨𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣, 𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙖𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 (𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧) 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙥𝙨𝙚? THE SCRIPT/EPISODES "𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝" IS BASED ON. (I WILL BE REWRITING THE SEASON 4) ~•S1•~ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ~•S2•~ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ~•S3•~ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ~•S4•~ 𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚

"𝐊𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥." #1 in tomriddle (12/14/2020) #1 in harrypotter (09/08/2020) #1 in voldemort (09/02/2020) #1 in riddle (09/02/2020) #1 in evil (10/12/2020) [All the characters with the exception of Seraphina, some close friends and her family belong to J. K. Rowling] [Warning: mature content, violence, sensible themes and inappropriate language]

I knew the moment I first kissed him, that he would condemn me, that I would drag myself through broken glass for him. I just was not sure if he would stay long enough to pull the jagged pieces out. I never imagined that instead, he would push the shards deeper. Deep down I knew it was useless, that there was no way I could change his mind, but at the very least I had to try. "I guess I was just another pawn in your game of chess," I muttered dryly, missing the way his eyes flashed crimson. He sat up and roughly grabbed my chin, forcefully tilting it up so I would look at him. "You were never a pawn," (tom riddle x oc) warnings: violence/language/deaths/mature themes/

"I would challenge death himself if it meant I could spend forever with you." Harry Potter dead. The wizarding world lost. Lyra was sent back with the goal of ending the boy who would one day become Voldemort and create catastrophe in the wizarding world. But what happens when her memories of his true identity become lost upon her arrival to the past? Would she be able to recover them just in time... ...or was it already too late? | Completed | {To be blunt the first few chapters are not to my liking, I started writing this for fun but then became really invested into it after a few chapters.}