[COMPLETED] "Because I'm dumb. I'm scared. I'm a coward. I can't come to terms with anything. I love him but I'm not capable of loving him. Does that make sense?" Luke is the pessimistic new waiter with piercings, tattoos and a broken heart. Ashton is his optimistic co-worker with flower crowns, dimples and a dark past. Assumptions will be made, friendships will be tested but one thing's for sure. When punks meet flower crowns, they're in for one hell of a ride. Lashton Hemwin AU. Script style. Short chapters. Highest Rank: #120

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

I wrote this a long time ago and it is quite terrible and very cringy - Luke likes to dress up. He likes pretending to be someone he's not. He likes to cross-dress. When Ashton falls for the perfect girl, how will he react when he realizes she's...a he?

Ashton. A loser with dark glasses and no smile. Except when he's around a certain blonde.

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

"You'd change your school status for him?" "I'd do anything for him." ---------- This fanfiction is a malum/lashton

[Short Story] Where Luke wears nail polish and picks at it when he's nervous to deal with his anxiety. Ashton happens to make him very anxious.

"sweetheart your skirts too short" "good because so is your penis" where ashton claims to dislike luke yet in the end he's always wearing his varsity jacket

Ashton Fletcher Irwin, son of duke Tomas Irwin, is supposed to marry this year. Suitors are lining up, coming from the farthest corners of the country. He does not want to marry though, and when in a fit of rage he catches sight of a kitchen boy, he thinks he might know why. But the middle ages are hard and Ashton finds himself having to protect the reticent boy from lips that lack chasteness, religion, revenge and sometimes even himself.