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What Xisuma wanted to come out of his little competition was some kindness to his community, a good 200 bucks for a local charity of the winners choosing. What he didn't expect to come out of it? He didn't expect everyone who signed up to cross the finish line as a different person. ... "I've never seen Bdubs that mad..." "Can I.. er.. put my hands on yours?" "You gotta ask him out while we're here man!" "Sorry I... I get in my head when I'm nervous." "I can't lose my best friend this way." "I just talked to Rendog. Holy shit I just talked to Rendog." "Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you, Tango!" "I genuinely have no clue what's going on." "Just ask him for his number, it's that easy!" "He's going to drive straight into us-" ... (COMPLETED) (13.7k Words in Total)

I'm writing a bunch of hermitcraft Oneshot's because it has taken over my life.

A compilation of Oneshots and short stories. Requests are open and welcome!

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will not write smut because that is nasty. Gore I will be rare. Fluff will be common as will some light angst, so the normal. This is my first fan fiction basically ever soooo. And if anything pops up that I have not written here I will add warnings.

It's back, folks. :) Reuploaded, but improved, edited, and finished.

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

A book of Season 7 Hermitcraft One-Shots. All the characters belong to their respective channels. NOTE: Anyone I ship together, that is fake. For example, if I ship Stress and Iskall, I DO NOT ship them in real life. Just as Hermitcraft characters. Also, I am a ✨m i n o r ✨ So I will NOT be writing any smut, lemon, etc (all those things) I wouldn't do it if I was older either. Don't request it, thanks *may be some violence, obviously all fake, but there will be nothing extremely bad* It means a lot if you'd vote, comment and share. It makes me really happy, for real :) (Also I DO NOT cuss so yeah all clean) Milestones: 5k: 2.19.20 10k: ?

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

Dream texts his number neighbor, George, and ends up forming a close bond with him. After an incident at the supermarket, Dream and George unexpectedly become friends with each other in real life, not knowing that they are each other's number neighbor. Will their friendship become something more, or will they continue having separate friendships with the same person? Cover art by @itsjustmegalaxy - what a legend! (⌐■_■)