A note from the author: Hello, everybody! I have finished the update schedule, but there will most likely be special content uploaded in the future. Thank you all for the support through this story! If you wish to learn more about our stories, want to hear advice, see special art, and more, feel free to join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/r9DdzC4kXg ----- "Escape... I need to escape..." After running away from home and coming across a temple, Nyathera Farai gets trapped inside. Her whole world gets turned upside down as she desperately tries to escape the dark, soul-consuming creatures inside that follow every move. Can Nya and her new friends escape the temple, or will she have to watch as they all get picked off one by one as the time quickly slips by? ----- Trigger warning: This two-part story will contain violent scenes, trauma flashbacks from abuse and neglect, talk about others' trauma, many mental disorders, swearing, and multiple deaths. Please, if any of this puts you at discomfort or may potentially trigger you, feel free to turn away and her check out one of our other stories when they come out! <3 - SBP ----- Quotes: "Escape... I need to escape..." "As long as we stick together, we should be fine. Right?" "I don't think Nya and I are capable of murder, if that's what you're saying." "You two probably won't last long-." "If I had done something differently, she would've had a chance... A chance to survive the- the shadows..."

A princess hates the prince of the next door kingdom, she puts up with him as their parents are friends. Playing games and having fun, they hate each other with a passion. One day their parents give them an ultimatum they can't refuse. Marry each other and have the whole two kingdoms rule and have the benefits along with it or denounce themselves as an heir and become ordinary citizens. As they don't want to lose either of their titles the princess and prince agree and put up with each other for their parents. Will passion ignite between these two enemies or will it all fail under their terrible ruse to have their titles and benefits.

I started these in my Wattpad 101 as a joke chapter that showcases all the cliches among various genres. I started with Fan Fiction, moved on to Fantasy and Sci Fi... and to be honest, I like writing these funny "shorts". I had a lot of ideas and not all of them really fit as Wattpad 101 chapters, so I decided to turn all of these one-off chapters in into a compendium of short satires. They can get a pretty lowbrow so we'll see how long before the Mature rating gets added, so enjoy!