❝ ONE: DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE, YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY CALLING 'CAUSE HE'S DRUNK AND ALONE! TWO: DON'T LET HIM IN, YOU'LL HAVE TO KICK HIM OUT AGAIN! THREE: DON'T BE HIS FRIEND, YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP IN HIS BED IN THE MORNING! AND IF YOU'RE UNDER HIM, YOU AIN'T GETTING OVER HIM! ❞ ZENDAYA COLEMAN/OC SOCIAL MEDIA

❝ she's much too glamorous for me! ❞ in which an instagram model thinks she's not famous enough for madelaine petsch to flirt with her! MADELAINE PETSCH/OC SOCIAL MEDIA COVER BY @STARIORDS

❝ you are totally busted, spidey-boy! ❞ PETER PARKER X FEM!OC SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING UNFORTUNATE HEROES BOOK ONE

❝ I CAN'T FIGHT THAT THING! WHAT IF I BREAK A NAIL? ❞ NANCY WHEELER/OC SEASON 2-3

❝ c'mon Parker, can't I have one last dance? ❞ Two years after Kaelyn and Peter started dating, she finds herself forced into the superhero world and finding out just how much trouble she can get into PETER PARKER X FEMALE!OC INFINITY WAR - ENDGAME UNFORTUNATE HEROES BOOK TWO

❝ Are you Tom Holland's girlfriend? ❞ ❝ Man, I wish! ❞ TOM HOLLAND X OC AN UNFORTUNATE HEROES AU

❝ that's the thing about euphoria, it never really quite lasts, does it? ❞ VALKYRIE x FEM!OC THOR: RAGNAROK AN UNFORTUNATE HEROES NOVEL SLOW UPDATES

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❝ it's 3am and the only thing that's keeping me awake is the thought of you ❞ PETER PARKER x FEMALE!OC ALTERNATE UNIVERSE PLOT BY @starfragment COVER by @hexgirIs

❝ Hey, I think I know why they call them crushes now. ❞ AN UNFORTUNATE HEROES STORY SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING