When you decide to name your dog Steak, you're just asking for a wacky pet. top ranks: short story #100, humour #240 [current fabulous cover by @Moria7]

Brenna Normal's family was anything but what their last name suggested. The Normal family was odd, to say the least. Their life was based strictly on routine and order. It was always the same, in the most strange fashion. Though to the Normal parents if anyone in the house was weird it was their daughter Brenna. She lived her life as it happened. She had no routine and absolutely no order. She lives for the element of surprise, and she strives for originality. And Bridger Nal might have just that. #820 in Humour [current fab cover by algort]

Long Story Short Definition: phrase used to introduce a shortened account of events. Usage: slang. Example: Long story short, I like you. Top ranks: short story #81, romance #230 [current beautiful cover by @lydiarse]

One Fish + One Fish = Two Fish. [Entry for Two Fish Competition]

«I don't wear heels. I'm a guy. I wear converses. But girl, you sure have them flying over my head.» [ C O M P L E T E D ✔ ] Top Ranks: short story #116 [current perf cover by endoverend]

✪She acted throughout her every day. She became the master of pretending. It was almost like a game of who she could fool, how many times she could fool them, and how well she fooled the masses of people. It was the game of deceit.✪ [ C O M P L E T E D ✔ ] [current amazing cover by textures]