hi im sorry to bother you but im sad because my boyfriend just broke up with me and you seem nice and can i have a hug because im really fragile right now and i wanna hug you because you look like a nice person and really cuddly and like a good hugger

i love you a lot but you're a very very popular celebrity but then i found out that you broke up with your girlfriend of two years and so i tweeted a selfie saying 'date me then??' as a joke but then you FRICKIN saw it and replied and you took it seriously but you just wanted to get back at your ex but then i get hate from your fans because im not a celebrity like you are and im just an average human being.