"Go touch some grass" Not even grass will stop me at this point.

*CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPICABLE ME* I started writing this jokingly but know I've become invested in my own story. This is a story about the romance between Vector and Gru. And in the third chapter one direction comes in.

a sexy smut

Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....

Illumi allows Hisoka to come along his assassin missions. But they start to fall for each other, thanks to Hisoka's flirty attitude. ---- Discontinued

"lets make a deal, since I won, you hang out with me whenever I want you to."