Honestly, don't read it, no, I'm serious, don't do it. . . You may want to, but no, just don't, don't even think about it, get off Wattpad, and go play outside with little Jimmy, I don't care if you play dead on train tracks, ANYTHING. . . But don't read it. Just . . . No. . .

When Jesus christ meets the daughter of satan sparks fly right away. The problem is that they know each other pretty well... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a huge joke so don't take offense please.

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?

Tbh my otp ;)

Well, as the title says XDD

You know it is is Cannon.

bae

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?