Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get them all online. I hope you enjoy! Started: 30/9/2020

" We have a new hermit to join us! Say hello everyone to Dantdm! Aka. Dan!" °•☆•° Hermitcraft is a place where crazy events lie , from wierd experiments to the weirdest of wars. But what happens when Dan takes place in such times, when darker times pass over? °•☆•° ~This is a hermitcraft/dantdm au ~hermitcraft is a private server of youtubers on YouTube. ~Dantdm never actually joined the server, so thats a fun AU of what would happen :D. MENTIONS: 1-Gore scenes /ACHIEVEMENTS/ ~21 August, 2020: Creation of the Au :D ~25 November,2020: 1K READS ~8 June, 2021: 2K READS ~4 Sep, 2021: Finished the Au :D!

"But... gods can't die right?" Badboyhalo sighed; he would regret his next words. "Yes, Skeppy, we can. If one of us were forced to drink a mixture of wine and god's blood, we could be killed." "But how?" "Not now, Skeppy. Let's talk about something else." --- If minecraft youtubers were gods, sounds like fun. --- AU inspired by dorkapye on Instagram! God artist - go look at the beautiful work she's done. (I have her permission to make this and use the art.) TW // blood, trauma, amnesia, death (There won't be chapter warnings) Inconsistent updates :D

Money back guarantee if you don't like the first chapter. Jk no refunds. Anyway, oneshots: dreamnotfound, skephalo, dream6d, ehhh others? Greamno? Plus whatever you request- (I don't do smut) A lot of these are shipping oneshots, but many of them aren't and tbh the ones that aren't are probably my favorites but it's also fun to write drunk gay bois so beats me *I'd recommend being at least 16 before reading but hey it's your choice. Let's hope some jokes go over your head if you're young. There is swearing. --COVER BY purplepincilquinzie ON INSTA THANK YOU MY FRIEND-- *gives infinite cuddles* [Tell Me A Title]

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3