hello everyone! thievinggoblin here. here is my collection of ineffable bureaucracy works, i highly encourage you to leave comments and feedback. enjoy! there may be smut in some chapters/stories. most of these are one shots, with some pt. 1/pt. 2 situations. thank you! beelzebub x gabriel (good omens)

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[COMPLETE] {CROSSPOSTED ON AO3 UNDER THE SAME NAME} Neito Monoma. Official Asshole of Class 2 - B, was the title given to him. A dipshit that seemed to look down on people just for the fun of it. The guy who had good looks, but hard and menacing eyes, with a cold smirk. The guy who everyone thought was mentally ill. And he was, just not in the way they thought. Then there's Shinso Hitoshi. The guy who had a 'Villianous Quirk'. The guy who could make you do anything against your will. They guy who just wanted to be a hero and prove everyone wrong. The guy who was depressed, but would soon see the faint light of hope. (Art used in the cover does NOT belong to me, I claim no ownership of it.) March 10th - #1 in aged-upcharacters May 11th - #13 in erasermic out of 2.1K stories. March 17th - #1 in shinmono March 17th - #1 in monomaxshinso April 1st - #2 in tetsukendo April 12th - #4 in shinoma May 31st - #1 in monoshin April 9th - #1 in class2-a April 9th - #5 in shinson April 23rd - #159 in tododeku out of 11K stories May 2nd - #937 in mha out of 75.9K stories May 2nd - #670 in myheroacademia out of 46.2K stories May 2nd - #380 in bokunoheroacademia out of 23.5K stories May 2nd - #44 in shinkami out of 2.5K stories May 11th - #1 in shinsoxmonoma

Monoma, a snobby, and snarky on the outside, nerdy, and adorable on the inside theatre geek who somehow finds himself letting shinsou, a tired-looking, purple haired, insomniac, who also shares a love for theatre, slowly corrode his cement walls he's built around him and his lonely heart... - no quirks! - this is my first fanfic so go easy on me pls ;~; - there may or may not be some ooc but we'll see. I'll do my best guys ;w; - still in highschool :P -mayyybbbeeeee smut later on? if so, I'll put a ";)" at the beginning of it~! -hope you enjoy! byeeee~

This story features: Davekat, DirkJake, Roxygen, and MULTIPLE different moirailships that are all really critical. ~~~ ===> KIDS: Be teenagers. ===> Good luck.

This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me. **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Karkat and Dave) will be a dick about everything. Therefore I cannot stress this enough but if you cannot handle this book and reactions to a ship you may like, then don't read the book. Thank you.

SFW NO MATURE CONTENT Science Sans and Underfell Sans are running a vlog. this is my first shot at writing anything so im sry if its bad. this story was originally different but i altered the lines to be able to post it so now u kno why the characters can seem so out of place, sry about that. i dont own anything exept the story and the characters belong to their respective AU's which i also do not own. im not on a fixed schedule so i cant tell you when ill update but i can tell you that right after i finish a chapter i will update this story

(I'VE STOPPED UPDATING THIS STORY BTW) What could possibly go wrong when Fell goes to spend time for a few weeks with Sci in his world..? IDK DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M WRITING THIS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD OKAY?!! Nothing is mine except the story idea and plot (not that it's much of a plot.. :P) Enjoy! byee!!~

If you know who made the cover picture tell me! I wanted to make this book because I am a Shipper. And because this Ship is really cute and underrated. And because I am bored. Started: 07/10/20 Finished: Probably never :>

A series of one-shots about everyone's favorite couple EriSol.