Eridans life has always been hard and screwed up, with his mothers death, father's constant absence due to being a very busy business man, and a brother whose to horny for his own good. He manages to keep going in life all because of his guilty pleasure of unhealthy self infliction. Not only is his house live barely livable but his social life as well. Being picked on almost constantly and failing miserably at love. Only until one night before Eridan goes back to school from break he gets a message from his main source of his bruises, Sollux. Solluxs life is also well screwed up due to his schizophrenia, bipolarism, and abnormally colored eyes. Yet somehow he finds himself to be popular. Sollux invites Eridan to coffee and thats how their once misinterpreted feelings for each other bloom into a red rose of love. Warning: Self harm and Smut.

OKAY. Here's how it goes. You are a new noble/veryveryvery rich person. You have normal servants and a seemingly normal butler. Nothing different. But at some point, the queen asks you to help a certain nobleman. Stuff happens and shit goes down. A secret is kept, multiple secrets. Including one by your butler. What will happen? Will anyone die? FIND OUT IN AN ALL NEW BOOK.

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This is a Fullmetal Alchemist story. Two people are mine. That is all. (EdwardxOC)