"Stop acting like you know me."

harry's had plans in life but becoming some singer's nanny after a divorce was not one of them 🤍 nanny au 🤍 slow burn 🤍 non-famous harry 🤍 older!harry 🤍 bottom!harry

in which safaa wants to be a witch when she grows up or harry's the local witch and zain's got a serious crush 🌿 idek 🌿 short and sweet 🌿 not really spooky 🌿 cottagecore but in writing

Covering his eyes with his left hand, Harry sighs, interrupting his mom. "Fine, I'll bring him over. But I'm not promising anything because he has a family too and he might want to be with them." "Try your best, okay honey?" Anne chirps. "Then give me a call as soon as you know. Love you, sweetie. Good luck with exams." "Love you," Harry replies numbly, before whispering a low "Fuck" once the line is dead. Wonderful, truly wonderful. How is he going to find a boyfriend in two fucking weeks? This is karma, actual karma for lying about a boyfriend that doesn't exist. He learns about the inner workings of the human mind all day and then he goes and pulls this kinda shit himself. Christmas is either going to end up a disaster or smothered in more lies. OR - Harry needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas. Niall might have a suggestion that Harry won't really like. Enter Zayn with his dreamy eyes and a supernatural affinity to get families (including Harry's) to love him.

in which harry is the (almost) perfect housewife and tries to win bake off. a story told in snapshots 🎂 a great british bake off au 🎂 🎂 pregnant harry 🎂 indulgent zayn 🎂 kidfic

"The midnight sky is the road I'm takin'. Head high up in the clouds." Copyright © 2020 Brozarry

"in this ordinary world where nothin' is enough everything is grey mistake your love for lust when I hold you in my arms there ain't nothin' common 'bout us" or where harry and zayn can't stay away from one another, no matter how toxic things are.

Zayn: i know what you want. Harry: What is that Zayn: This dick Read 4:15 pm the one where zayn loves to bother harry and to piss him off more he likes to end every sentence with this dick. Cover from claudiaPb1 she's sick at cover photos

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬. Zayn's the one who has everything you need, the one that everyone desires, provides both business and pleasure to men and women, but he has one strict rule; he doesn't do relationships. Harry is beautiful, flamboyant, annoyingly charming, and just so happens to be Zayn's best customer. But what happens under the disguise of lust when Harry starts looking to buy something that's not for sale? Will Zayn be able to put a price on emotion? • Zarry AU in London and Los Angeles • Contains some violence, drug use, drinking, strong language, mental health issues, and explicit sexual scenes Best Rankings: #1 in zarry #1 in bottomharry Completed November 2020 | V

Things in Zayn's life haven't ever gone exactly as he planned and as a result, he's forced to move back home and face the facts: It just wasn't meant to be. Between looking for love and trying to kick his smoking habit, the last thing he expects is for a certain curly haired and optimistic blind man to walk into his life and turn it completely upside down. And though he has already chalked his life up to be nothing but a complete failure, he learns that not everything about himself is as overbearingly disappointing as he thinks it is. He has always had so much to give. But sometimes it just takes a blind man to help him see. *** Where Zayn teaches Harry the meaning of colors. Warnings: ▶ Some Language ▶ Eventual Sexual Scenes 8k+ Comments