This is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. (cover made on Desyner, but the pic was found just by searching 'galaxy' or whatever i searched and picking one)

Hello, and welcome to my oneshots collection! I write Hermitcraft, Life Series, Empires, and Dream SMP fanfiction, along with Hermittpad shenanigans. RATED MATURE for Graphic Depictions of Violence and Major Character Death (these begin to pick up after "The Void Only Steals"), along with heavy themes and subjects. Trigger Warnings are present at the beginning of every story. Keep yourselves safe, my friends. Started in early 2022 -- there are sooooo many cringe ones in the beginning... lol Requests are open The cover design was drawn by me :D

Harry Potter was an orphan. Dumbledore took him to his uncle and aunt's house. He met McGonagall. It was the only way, he told her. She demanded why he must be raised by such awful people. "Minerva, it will keep him from becoming pampered." The woman had scoffed at him. "If you don't want him to be pampered, fine. I'LL take him." And that was that. ***I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER***

Solangelo returns to Hogwarts in order to destroy the horcruxes remaining after Voldemort's death. To speed the process up, Hecate grants the couple permission to bring four other demigods; Percy, Jason, Annabeth, and Piper.

Nico Di Angelo and Will Solace have finally started to settle down outside of camp. Other than the monsters and constant reminders of their demigod-ship, it seems like the citizens of different states are desperate to gain their attention as they subtly move around from state-to-state. Brought to You by Rick Riordan and his talents.

Nico di Angelo a half-blood son of Hades, was born in the past. Time was something he hated, he was impatient. When he was very little his mother had told him, "In time, you will be free." Then she was killed by Zeus. He lived with his sister, but Bianca di Angelo had died four years ago, trying to help Percy Jackson. Percy Jackson, the son of the sea god. For years Nico had ignored his feelings for him. Being gay was just one more thing about Nico di Angelo that made him think people disliked him. But eventually Percy found Annabeth, and Nico was alone yet again. Everything he loved he had lost, everything he had treasured had been torn away. In time he began to wonder if it would be better if he just left, if he ran away. After years of sulking in the shadows, Nico came to terms with himself, he's over Percy Jackson. Only to fall for Will Solace... * * * number 1 in my solangelo series, clockwork currently undergoing some edits so it actually makes sense!!

SLOW UPDATES! I MEAN LIKE REALLY SLOW. LIKE I UPDATE 4ISH TIMES A YEAR. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS STORY THOUGH. A prophecy sends eight demigods to Hogwarts to defeat two powerful enemies. Warning: There will be occurrences of Percabeth, Jiper, Frazel, Hinny, Romione, and others. There may be some swearing in this book. Enjoy! I in no way claim these characters or worlds. All of the demigods/ sayters/ centaurs/ mythological monsters/ gods personalities/ etc. belong to the amazing Rick Riordan. All of the witches/ wizards/ spells/ magical monsters/ etc. belong to the wonderful J.K. Rowling.

"Seven must travel to the place of magic and spell To unite with new faces left alone to dwell Together you must travel to face two old foes united once they fell Dark things are stirring no one hero can defeat The dark lord and Titan king will wreak" The next great prophecy is here, only this time it not only involves the Greek and Roman demigods but wizards as well. What happens when Percy Jackson and his friends are sent to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry? Will they make new friends and allies or will the wizards become their enemies. Read to find out how the young heros defeat the Titan King -Kronos- again, and the Dark Lord -Voldemort- who have regained strength and have joined forces to rule the world and rid it of all gods and wizards. Gaea was just the begining of what is to come, Will the heros be able to win yet another war and save the world again? Read to find out. (I'm bad at descriptions but i promise its a good story so please read it. This takes place before the deaths of Voldemort and Dumbledore and before The Mark of Athena. )

Lost of langst one shots, with different ships but mainly klance. Trigger warning many different and sensitive subjects used read at your own risk. Cover art is mine

Lily Evans, a very important figure from the first wizard of war, mother of the chosen one, Harry Potter. Tragically dying at the hands of a great dark wizard but managing to save her son. But he was forced to live with an Aunt who had nothing but contempt for him. What if the narrative shifted? Meet Rose Evans. Rose is a beautiful and sweet young girl but get too close and you might just get pricked. Rose and Lily are twins, born to Muggle parents. But some surprises lay in store for Mr. and Mrs. Evans. Strange things always seem to happen around the twins... like magic. When they turn eleven their lives change, for good or for worse. Follow Rose and Lily as they travel to Hogwarts and meet some of the best friends they'll ever make. Laugh along with them, cry along with them, but don't give up on them. How will Rose deal with love, death, and war?