Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

I bored so have some cursed images I've taken :)

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

y/n moves to a new city and begins to notice that everyone is an M&M. Let's see the wacky situations you get involved in...

Are you gonna read this? Cause if you are, dont :) This is halfway to hitting 2k reads- omg Why has this reached 2k and a half reads, are you guys okay? Lmao same im unstable too :]

Legit in the fucking title

The sequel/prequel to "JSchlatt breaks into your house and steals your toilet paper." In elementary school, I was notorious for being the worst at writing horror. So here I am. Writing horror. I wrote this at 3AM too lol

I wrote this at 3AM lol

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.