It's Dream and the Once-ler. That's nearly all you need to know. This is a joke story that I'm going to stretch out as much as I can. However if anyone who is mentioned in the story feels uncomfortable with the story they can ask me to take it down and I will. Please don't harass others because of this. Otherwise this is a slow burn Enemies to Lovers fic. You can make fun of this and please be kind when I actually upload a good story. Thanks!