art by @flwrd.shrks on insta ~ ANOTHER ONE?????? WHEN THE FUCK WILL I END MAKING THESE CRACK SHIPS FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm judging all of you that read this tbh. I'm gonna update it to a rewritten version soon, with better jokes, more structure, and less just. Badness. I will judge you a little less once it's been updated.