The last thing Phil expected to happen when taking the long way through the woods was becoming a father to a strange pig child, but here we are. Basically just a pig ol pile of angst with some wholesome shenanigans in between. This fanfic does not include ships, that would be weird, don't ship real people, you fool.
Ranboo's origin This is just what i think would be cool, it's not canon or anything TW: Assualt, slight gore, mentions of suicide, self harm NOTHING in this book will be sexual. At all. Nuh uh. Ranboo is a minor and it bothers me the amount of sexual/romantic books out there. Also, big thanks to my friends for forcin...