Grian and Mumbo Jumbo landed in the Dream SMP, and were found by TommyInnit and Technoblade. They both try and help each other out as Dream tries and stop the newcomers from escaping. There is no shipping in this book/AU, it's mostly about fatherhood and friendship. This will have major plot twists as the story goes on and angst. I will however be adding some shitposts and headshots along the way. Just know some of the Dream SMP lore is made up and/or possibly changed in my AU this is old Top Rankings: 26 in Hermitcraft 11 in Hermitcraftau

A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of hermits gather outside to watch a meter shower and get more than they bargained for. There is more on A03 Wattpad has a chapter limit. So you don't get the Oneshots. My ao3 is linked on my profile.

This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the first time Book 3: Joe wrote a musical It doesn't go well

( I decided to move the TIAD chapters from my hermitcrap book here so I can produce more chapters for the Hermitcraft book, based on the fnaf minigames, ill place trigger warnings that's why there's a mature rating) 5 days until the school party...

Whaaaat? I like writing these things! NPG's on Hermitcraft. And not all the hermits are happy about this.

This is a bunch of hermitcraft one-shots that I've decided to write lol, I just kinda had a few interesting ideas and wanted to share it with you :) feel free to request!

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

Last time I wrote a Grumbo Oneshots story, it turned into an 8 page sex-war. Lets hope it doesn't happen this time.

I watch them out the corner of my eye in surprise as they make their way towards Techno, normally his big figure would scare people away. But apparently not this kid who literally just crawled under his cloak and curled up on his lap. I hold back a snort at Technos horrified look that turns into a pleading one at Phil, obviously wanting help. But Phils eyes are on the child, a smile on his face and oh shit. I'm getting another sibling, aren't I? Basically, Grian gets thrown through worlds and adopted by Phil while his Hermitcraft family look for him! (Also, this isn't in the actual Dream smp world but in an au with the Antarctic Empire and stuff.) #1 - Grian #3 - hermitcraft

Two entirely different worlds. One destroyed and the other, turned into chaos. But when some from each world get put into one new world, will they get along? Or will all hell break loose? That's what they want to figure out. But when history repeats itself, things get out of hand.