Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

Phil hasn't seen a single person in years. Traveling for so long, finding so many ancient artifacts. they tell stories of their past from millions of years before. That's what he does after all. explore the lands and find amazing buildings, abandoned and old. One day, while exploring the end, he comes across a end island covered in water and filled with life. An area that amazes him with how beautiful it is, but so sad. While exploring the underwater end, he stumbles upon a portal in the middle. A standard end portal back to home, so naturally, he jumps in. Phil didn't exactly end up back home. Cover is done by me and story is inspired by Philzas lore in his hardcore world.

Cover art by @nicew0rm on Twitter AU Idea by @WolfyTheWitch on Twitter and @ChannelWithNoName on YouTube -------------------------------------------------- Tommy and Tubbo move into an abandoned house together to focus on their college classes and their YouTube career. How will they react when they find out they're not entirely alone? Will they get along with their new housemates or will everything end in more pain and suffering? -------------------------------------------------- THERE WILL BE NO SHIPS IN THIS BOOK. TOMMY AND TUBBO ARE BOTH MINORS AND WRITING THAT STUFF FOR REAL PEOPLE IS WEIRDCHAMP IN GENERAL! Full credit for the idea goes to @WolfyTheWitch on Twitter! I saw their AU and fell in love with it, so heres my own take on it! Started: 14th November 2020

After Phil suffers a tragic death, he thought that was the end of his life. That he would be off to heaven, or even hell for that matter. but instead, he wakes up in a strange world where his species, human, is extinct. read as Phil escapes from the labs clutches and tries to reach the border of another country, where rare species are protected. Along with a few friends he makes along the way. Will he even make it? or will the fierce Dream team catch them? Find out! cover is done by me and there will be no shipping or romantic stuff in this story.

These are the stories that actually fall into a story. Some of these are part of the other oneshot book. If you have read through the entire oneshot book, skip to part #11 .Oh btw ages are Ph1lza:32 Wilbur:24 Techno:20 Tommy:16 Achivements of the book: #1 in sbi: 10/27/2020 #1 in Ph1lza: 10/23/2020 #1 in techno 11/17/2020 #38 in tommyinnit #180 in mcyt #11 in wilbursoot 10k reads- 11/04/2020 25k reads- idk it just happened 50k reads-12/7/2020 100k reads- 12/30/2020

Dream finds an interesting fact on Tubbo's main server transfer form. Using this he asks Tubbo to join him and betray L'manberg unaware Tubbo has his own agenda.

"ɴᴏ, ɴᴏ- ɪ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ...!" "ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴏꜰ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ?" in where tubbo has seen it all. from the ancient times to the modern era, he knows the secrets of the universe and he owes it all to the curse he had been given. immortality. ‹based on the movie 'he never died.'› mature for graphic content such as blood, gore, etc. it's also there bc of strong language.

"There's a moment where the brunette hesitates to wake him up. With all that's happened he only looks at peace when he sleeps." ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ ﹋﹋﹋﹋ Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy decide to run away. Tommy is an optimist, Techno likes to disappear for days at a time and Wilbur is just trying to keep his makeshift family together. Philza notices a struggling teenager and tries his best.

If you're reading this, I'm assuming you are either bored or need some tips for surviving this hell swamp. I don't really care which one it is, just give me my journal back, or else. Sincerely, TommyInnit (and Tubbo) ~~~ TWS: blood and death, although i will only put chapter tws for heavy gore and insanity, not death COVER BY: @UnhealthyGoblin [insta & watt] no tubbo x tommy, and no ships. the book wont be written like a journal, but there will be occasional segments that are. i also love angst so... other mcytbers will be there, but only for a few chapters and stuff. also, not a zombie fic, diff kind of apoc IMPO: some chapters i use he/them for tubbo back from when we thought he used both. i still havent gotten around to fixing this yet, but dw, i will NOTE: BAAHAHAHAH WATTPAD FORCIBLY CHANGED THIS TO MATURE ALRIGHT I GUESS IM A MATURE WRITER NOW

just your regular fanfic of [404 error: the requested file/the_trio.jpeg/is missing]. nothing to see here. ok