Donald Trump is a loser and he should know it. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

"Wait, just burger meat?" "Yup." "No buns?" "Unless I get yours, nope." "Perv. " -------------------- When Meeko accidentally calls Burger King instead of McDonalds, he mets a sassy girl named Yaira. They quickly bond over Meeko's weird orders and sexual puns. Will They stay friends or will Meeko and his Burger Babe turn into anything special? || Book one from the Love Hotline series || Cover by : moi

Title says it all. Enjoy!

He "cums" at night. He blesses us with big, tasty gifts from below. And He loves children. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

What will happen when both Banako and Mayo fall in love with Shrek-Kiwi? Read to find out! - - - - - - - - - - What the fuck I'm doing.

Dream was walking one day and stumbled across a ginger. Who is this ginger? Could it be.... No.. It can't be.. Ed Sheeran?