Y/N has lived in the underworld, working her whole life under Hades. Her years of work have hardened her heart and she has developed a sarcastic attitude. The underworld is her world, it is her life, her everything. But that all changes when she ferries a cheerful angel and makes a promise she's not sure she can keep. Y/N is thrown in a series of mishaps and problems in her quest to bring back the captain of Palutena's army back to the overworld and in her efforts to be free. The question is, can they make it in time? "Where am I?" "The river styx, angel." "Wait.... AM I DEAD?!" "It sure seems that way." "That means you're the ferryman!" "Do I look like a man?" "Sorry! It's just that in the stories you are." "...." Disclaimer: I do not own nintendo or you! I only own the new characters and events in this book! I made the cover but not the cover art!

i disown this fic lmao i made so many weird and uncomfortable writing choices in it. keeping it up for archival purposes only. Baseball, Lightbulb, and eventually Balloon are captured by Test Tube and forced to partake in experiments that slowly get more and more dangerous. Meanwhile, their friends back at Hotel OJ are desperately trying to find them. (Yes, this is another one of those evil Test Tube experiment fics lol) Trigger warnings: kidnapping , torture , psychological distress , unethical experiments , blood descriptions , electrocution , serious injuries (each chapter will have its own tws these are just the commonly reoccurring ones) Inspired by Inanimate Experiments, Experiment 21 & the song Telescope by Cavetown There will be polybrights mentions during the sections at Hotel OJ (or just outside of the lab in general) jic that bothers anyone. (That's Paintbrush x Lightbulb x Test Tube x Fan btw) (Test Tube and Lightbulb's relationship isn't romantic at all after the prologue though dw) Note: This is the first fanfiction I've ever wrote, so it might be a little rough around the edges. The upload schedule also won't be very consistent since I'm just working on this whenever I feel motivated to. Hope you enjoy!

[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]

when fan finds a pretty cool experiment for test tube, they both try their best to keep it humane, meanwhile fan starts getting more and more clingy, doing ANYTHING he can to get her to like him __ ⚠️Tws will be in the start of chapters, but these may pop up more: gore/blood, obsessive thoughts, yelling (i won't be adding these three to the start of chapters out of convenience!)⚠️

Y/N is an angel troubled by the ghosts of her past. One day when her mentor, Artemis, disappears she is forced to stay with Lady Palutena and her servant, Pit. Y/N finds it difficult adjusting to a more relaxed life, unable to be at peace with the hurricane of feelings trapped within her heart. Meanwhile in the darkness, Hades is restless, plotting to have his revenge. Can Y/N's past and mysterious abilities help them end Hades's wrath once and for all? We'll only know when the skies clear and the feathers fall... Disclaimer: I do not own nintendo or you! I only own the new characters and events in this book! I made the cover but not the cover art!

Since Paintbrush had been feeling stressed lately, they went to Testtube for help. She gave them some pills, but those made them start to feel odd. Like they wanted to... kill. Aka Paintbrush goes on a murder spree. This is a human au. There will be ships in this. TW for murder, death, blood (and drawings of it), gore, depression, swearing, graverobbing, suicidal thoughts, kidnapping, suicide, physical fights, guns, poison, arson, explosions, and torture.

The mystery of the Mirror World and the Dimension Mirror had never been solved for as long as Dreamland existed. Many tried, yet the truth could never grasped. Some still continue to try, others gave up convinced that the Mirror World is simply a corrupted copy of Dreamland, the Dimension Mirror a failed copy of the Fountain of Dreams. Even so, there's no denying that the Mirror World and the Dimension Mirror are as old as both Dreamland and the Fountain of Dreams. Even before Dark Mind's appearance, both still existed. Thus surely, there must be an answer, there must be a reason for their existence. What do you think, my dear readers? Do you think there is a deeper history hidden in time? (Characters, places, and such from the Kirby series do not belong to me, as they are created and owned by Nintendo and/or HAL Laboratory.) (Mentions of the characters Sakura and Jiyuu also do not belong to me, as both are created and owned by the author of the HoD series, @ebearskittychan.) (Other characters are mine, which will have their own stories published in the future.)

When Dream loses his memories after receiving severe head trauma in battle, Nightmare and his team choose to take advantage of the situation...