After a random encounter at a bar, Hajime Hinata finds himself with a thirsty, flirty (but super cute) vampire on his hands. You really shouldn't read this it's so bad I suppose this is what you call a crackfic? I am not certain but it should be comedic

•Robin x Female Reader• You knew she was just a band geek, but once Starcourt arrived in Hawkins, you stumble upon her in an ice cream shop with tacky sailor uniforms. ◇Started: July 7th, 2019 ~ ◇Ended: June 29th, 2020

"You're such a dingus," Robin's sweet tone tells me. "I'm your dingus," I say smugly, wrapping her in my arms.

~𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗~ 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙽𝚎𝚣𝚞𝚔𝚘, 𝙸𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎, 𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚉𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙽𝚎𝚣𝚞𝚔𝚘. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛? 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔? 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝? ~𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚜~ ♡︎𝙰𝚛𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 ♡︎𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝-𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝙾𝚅 ♡︎𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 ♡︎𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚛𝚎 ♡︎𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 ♡︎𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 ♡︎𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚜 ♡︎𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘 𝚡 𝙸𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚞 𝚡 𝙶𝚒𝚢𝚞𝚞 ♡︎𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎. 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 ♡︎𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙰𝚞-𝚒𝚜𝚑. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝙶𝙱𝚃𝚀+ 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 #𝟸 𝚒𝚗 #𝙽𝚎𝚣𝚞𝚔𝚘𝚡𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛