NO ART IN THIS BOOK IS MINE :) Hello everyone! I'm writing this book because I have nothing else to do and I've become obsessed with TF2 I've never really written a book or anything like this so it's probably going to be very cringeworthy- but if you stay then thanks :) ~REQUESTS ARE CLOSED (for now!)❤️

*The book cover is not my art, or any within this book, credit to the artists. I do not own TF2, or you.* Ever have a TF2 member you've dreamed of being with? Well then look no further! I bring you some simple oneshots! Some may be +18, but that'll be probably if it's requested.

Just as it says on the tin! Soup and Soda will try their best to get y'all some stories about your favourite mercs!

| discontinued, thank you so much. I love you guys| This is a reupload from my old account Tf2 x reader. Go ahead and make requests, and I'll even do smuts and lemons. [DISCLAIMER (updated 5/9/23): Any humor or content in this book deemed offensive over time is a result of humor deemed acceptable during the time period this book was written. Any offensive remarks or actions written in this book are purely unintentional and do not reflect the author's present-day political or personal views, do not mistake it for being so. In short: I wrote this book when I was younger and stupid. Don't take anything written in this book seriously. Please keep this in mind while you read.]

Send me in requests, and I will try my best to do them! I'm sorry, but I don't do any of the gay stuff. So I won't do a male Heavy x male Medic kind of stuff basically. I mainly do romances, but I can do x child ones! I can also do smut/lemons. Just send me a request! I will try my hardest, and I make sure to edit as best I can so I make good quality stories with little to no typos/mistakes. Anyways, enjoy! ALSO! NONE OF THE FANART IS MINE! Also, I see a lot of people put this before their stories and I'm afraid I'll get in trouble for copyright if I don't as well so yeah. I do not own any of the characters or Team Fortress 2, Valve does, I do not own you (of course) but I do own this story! So... yeah!

The title says it all, ladies. I will make lemony one-shots for each and every one of the classes. There might be two or more of the same class. This is just me releasing and sharing all my sexual frustrations with you guys who have the hots for these middle-aged yet sexy mercenaries. Enjoy~ (PS: I'm new to writing lemons so please, criticism is appreciated~)

Have you ever wanted to date the sexy german we know as Medic? Well just read some of these oneshots and decided whether you like him gentle and sweet or rough and seductive, your pick ~♡

I will be making a series of one shots based on the mercenaries, and you! Request anything but smut, please. I write that on my own accord. ;) There will always be warnings about smut, but not swearing. If you don't like swearing and suggestiveness, I suggest you don't read. That fancy title tho I love the little symbols No pictures are mine! (Or videos, if I include any.) Requests are currently: *+=CLOSED=+* Book two! I made a new book due to issues with the last book. If you had a request I didn't fulfill in the last one, go ahead and re-request! Don't worry, I don't bite. ;3 Edit: Story has been completed as of 5-29-18. Check out my friend Sunnyskyes, she writes TF2 fics now with me!

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