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--SEQUEL OF SWEET ADDICTION-- Story description/Synopsis is posted in a different chapter for non-spoiling purposes. READ SWEET ADDICTION BEFORE THIS *** #1 greedy #1 yandere #2 originalstory Started: February 3, 2022 Note: -Credits to @XYSHII for making the lovely art and cover<3 -Story is originally mine, not a translation or form of copy from any other books.

We all know how it feels to be introverted....why not make fun of it? Introverts, read this for a laugh. Extroverts, read this to understand us. (And laugh a little too.) (Disclaimer- The first 20 are mine, the rest is a mix of my ideas and random stuff on the internet but it's mostly mine) Cover by brokentruths.

Beatrice opens her eyes into a weird space. A programmed voice tells her that she needs to go through different novel plots and complete certain tasks to get a chance to get reincarnated again. Then begins an undesirable adventure which no one really wants but has to suffer from anyway. ******************* Discretion : There is a bit of violence here and there. Started : 20/07/2022 completed : 24/07/2023 Status : Dropped. Note: The cover photo does not belong to me. Credits to it's owner : https://images.app.goo.gl/FYVajUwDYhf3y2ME8

I like to make the funny

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

!!ORIGINAL STORY!! Chae-hee, a Korean woman who escaped her past pains by moving to America. Enjoying her life working hard in a cafe, and if she wasn't working she would read webnovels. After a long day of work she answers a mysterious phone call, moments later she was flattened by a truck. Reborn as a villainess of one of her favourite webnovel, Irene Garcia, who was excuted at an early age. Now, Irene Garcia, she wants to live a different fate and maybe a better ending... Will she change the fated Villainess's destiny? ---------------------------------------------------- Inspired by all the Manhwas I read.... Novel Cover Changed - Image is not mine. Under maintenance

Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama

"I love ittttt this is one of my favorite book ever" - -marichat There are two sides to every story. This is Donovan Keller's side. (MUST READ A SECRET SERVICE BEFORE THIS! CONTAINS SPOILERS!) "You will never understand the depth of his feelings unless you read this book. I'm glad I waited until I finished the first one because it's def worth it. ❤" - analoys "Woah yeah love this book" - jazzybee30 "I'm fully okay with admitting that I am crying right now. This is one of the sweetest moments I've ever read!" - NerdBerry07 "I just started giggling I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Thanks Joy." - 10emr37 "My heart is going to burst because of happiness ♥️♥️♥️" - Siy2006 "I'm actually laughing out loud at this. Thanks author, really lifted my mood" - ripalecryder *************** You need to have read A Secret Service first for this book to make any sense and not ruin anything. If you've done so then enjoy! 😉 If you're one of those people who skip author's note then you need to know this is not a complete book. It jumps around. So again you really need to read A Secret Service for it to make a lick of sense. #1 in Relatable #2 in Romance #8 in Teenlove (which is ironic with who this book is about 😂)