It has been nigh on two hundred fifty years since the destruction of the Ring and peace thrives in Middle Earth. Men, dwarves, elves, and hobbits live side by side in harmony, or do they? The Elves disappeared from Middle Earth nearly two hundred years ago and no one knows where they went. All they know is that one day they all vanished. Except for one. Illeandir has searched Middle Earth for two-hundred years, ever since a deadly attack that began everything. He scoured the land for a single scroll that holds the location of the lost Elves. But that too is lost. With no idea where to begin looking, Illeandir visits an old friend who may have a clue to where the scroll hides. Persued by orcs and goblins, who will stop at nothing to kill him, he makes his way to Gondor where he discovers the scroll doesn't exist. The hiding place of the Elves is a long kept secret by an elf long dead. But visions tell Illeandir otherwise; to revisit a time in his past he'd rather forget.

When the inhabitants of Middle Earth are given access and free reign to modern technology such as computers, phones, and, most importantly, a chatroom only one thing is certain: chaos. As more and more of Middle Earth comes to realize the great entertainment of social media, a plot could unravel their entire world in the greatest media, and physical crisis of their time, if the evil forces of the world can pull themselves together long enough to leave the cookie jar alone. Amid hilarity, extravagant rivalries of epic proportions, and good clean humor, the characters of Middle Earth flounder their way through a new age and into the future. Sponsored by: MuShRoOmS¡! Inc. Orc-Blood Bath House MyWackedImagination® If you have any concerns or questions please contact the author at: 987-Imma-ellon (Please don't. I just made that up) or Illeandir on Wattpad or illeandir-naharia-alfykin on Polyvore or Illeandir Alfýkin on Pinterest I do not own any of the characters other than myself which appears periodically throughout the chatroom.

Tana was just another Mortal or as she thought of it, a human, a regular normal person or as normal as her friends would make it. One day a new guy named Greg *cough cough satyr cough cough* asked the group of friends if he could sit at their table, little did they know Greg was going to change their life, or just bring them to a camp. . . If your interested, read, if not, go on. Either way have a good day. . I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS UNLESS CREATED BY ME!

About how a girl changes Calum Hood life.

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