When the inhabitants of Middle Earth are given access and free reign to modern technology such as computers, phones, and, most importantly, a chatroom only one thing is certain: chaos. As more and more of Middle Earth comes to realize the great entertainment of social media, a plot could unravel their entire world in the greatest media, and physical crisis of their time, if the evil forces of the world can pull themselves together long enough to leave the cookie jar alone. Amid hilarity, extravagant rivalries of epic proportions, and good clean humor, the characters of Middle Earth flounder their way through a new age and into the future. Sponsored by: MuShRoOmS¡! Inc. Orc-Blood Bath House MyWackedImagination® If you have any concerns or questions please contact the author at: 987-Imma-ellon (Please don't. I just made that up) or Illeandir on Wattpad or illeandir-naharia-alfykin on Polyvore or Illeandir Alfýkin on Pinterest I do not own any of the characters other than myself which appears periodically throughout the chatroom.

Tana was just another Mortal or as she thought of it, a human, a regular normal person or as normal as her friends would make it. One day a new guy named Greg *cough cough satyr cough cough* asked the group of friends if he could sit at their table, little did they know Greg was going to change their life, or just bring them to a camp. . . If your interested, read, if not, go on. Either way have a good day. . I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS UNLESS CREATED BY ME!

About how a girl changes Calum Hood life.

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