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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

just some random quotes from random places **the beginning of this book is awful, i'm sorry but it get's better** **actually no it doesn't this whole book sucks, gotta blast!**

Hello there! Nice to see you here. In this 'book' I will give you a couple of quotes I like , because yeah.. I'm addicted to them! Most of them will be written in English , but there will be a couple of them in Dutch ( if so I will give you a translation ). These quotes will be about love , eventually depression , life and so on.. Sorry for the mistakes! I hope you enjoy!♥ And don't forget.. You are amazing!

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu- I'm gonna save the insults for the book.

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.