read this ,if u darree ( this is just 4 fun lol)

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

The Lorax sequel everyone's been demanding

THESE TWO MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE 😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💕💕💕 [ DISCONTINUED BECAUSE OF LACK OF MOTIVATION ]

Voldemort and Lucius in love?

Dobby X reader

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!