WARNING: May contain traces…wait…DEFINITELY contains extreme cases of weirdness and insanity. You have been warned On Earth there are such things as weird people. Example: Chloe and Phoenix. On Earth there are such things as weird villains. Example: Greta On Earth there are such things as even weirder people who read these stories. Example: You If you do decide to read this story we strongly recommend you have a sane person nearby and make sure your dinner does not consist of broccoli.