A girl called elissa was dumped at an orphanage in bristol for most of her life and she was thinking that she would be there untill she was 18 untill one day when someone special came and changed her life forever. When she is adopted her life gets turned around with secrets, yogscast and a man who wont leave her alone. Will she live a normal life or will it all go to hell. Expect SWEARING. AND A LOT OF IT.

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.