❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Some of the most RANDOM thing that pop into my crazy, fabulous, blue cow filled mind!

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

"The darkness was never meant to be, and two cats, high and proud will lead and destroy." On the day of his apprentice ceremony, Icepaw had a dream that forever shattered the peace of the forest. Darkness surrounds Icepaw and his Clan as a mysterious new prophecy hints that trouble will soon come. He is determined to protect his Clan at all costs from the danger, but what he didn't know is that the danger lurked closer before than it ever has, and Icepaw has to put in all of his strength to protect the Clan he has come to love very much. But with the darkness rising, he is also facing troubles as well. He didn't know who he could trust anymore, who he could love, or what he should do. All Icepaw wanted to do was become a warrior, but he did not know that he had to pay such high prices for the actions he was to take. * * * >>ALL RIGHTS RESERVED; don't use the characters or story without prior permission from the author! Story completed November 2015.<< ((DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors. THIS IS A FANFICTION!)) ((EDITING COMPLETE - 19 July 2018.))

The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.

FUNNY TEXTS!!

Webfoot is a cat struggling to survive in an endless abyss of lies. Where have his beloved kits vanished? And who is at the bottom of the lies? Duskkit, a young cat, decides to uncover the heart-stopping truth, only to discover that there is more than one dark shadow in the night. Disclaimer: I do not own warriors. Erin Hunter does.

Thistlepaw, Sunpaw, Eaglepaw, and Thornpaw are apprentices of ThunderClan. They're close as they can be, considering how they're littermates, even though they're on separate paths. Thistlepaw and Sunpaw both only want to be the best they can be, to be great warriors, and to have mates one day. Eaglepaw has sat his paws on the destiny to become a medicine cat. Thornpaw has the greatest ambition: he wants to be the next leader of ThunderClan. But when a mysterious prophecy comes to play, it threatens to rip the littermates apart, destroying everything they could wish for.

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Frostkit is a normal kit living in Nightclan. All she wants is to serve her clan and become a great warrior. But when Frostkit finds out a big secret, her life will be changed forever. Frostkit must face obstacles and challenges as she fulfills her destiny while training, working hard, and living her life as a cat in Nightclan. Will Frostkit fulfill her destiny and save the clans, or will she perish along with the prophecy?