1d af? What a coincidence, me too!! Join me and we can rule together This is a book filled with jokes,rants, scenarios, and some other random things that have to do with One Direction. [credits to google,Instagram, and Twitter]

This Book Will Be Filled With Things Related To ONE DIRECTION!! Jokes, Poems,And Other Random Stuff That Makes Directioners Different From Normal Fandoms And People! PS: The first like 5 chapters are so CARROTY its embarrassing...I wrote this forever ago that's why its carroty....you can skip those.LOL [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]

He doesn't know what he had been expecting out of the road trip itself besides burping contests and too much shitty gas station food with Oli and Stan, but in the brief moment before Harry ambles up his driveway, Louis idly wonders if this is about to become some sort of Gay Coming of Age story. Maine to California in ten days. In which Zayn's an open-shirt hippie they meet somewhere in Ohio, Liam's the pastor's son running away from home, and Niall's the number they call on the bathroom wall. It's 1978. Harry and Louis are just trying to get to San Fran in time for the Queen concert.

{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

{book 2} ✓ - ❝ I'm tired of pity, of everyone looking at me like "poor Zayn, infatuated with his best mates's girl". I know it's not okay and if it were so easy to forget about her I would've done it already. It's not. But I just need time, not people to pity me and force me to move on. Why can't they understand that? I just need time and someone to understand. ❞

Watty Awards 2013 Winner! {book 3} ✓ - ❝ The moment I lost my mum things changed. I changed. I realised that no one stays forever, everyone leaves at some point, whether is willingly or not, and you're left alone, broken on the floor. I won't go through that again. I won't give people the chance to break me like that again. I'll protect myself. I'm raising up my walls, higher than anyone has ever seen. I'll be safe. ❞

{book 4} - ❝ All women are the same. One day they say they love you, that they are gonna be with you forever; the next they meet someone else, someone who can be with them when they need it, someone who shares their world. And then they tell you “but we can still be friends.” Yeah, you know what I think of that? Fuck you. That’s what I think. ❞

{book 5} - ❝ I'm Tammy Rodenhizer. Member of Prodigy. Rockstar. Rebel. And I don't trust you. I don't trust anyone and if you're wondering why, you're wasting your time for I'll never tell you. This is what I've become and this is all what I am today. And I'm content this way. I don't need anyone. ❞

"Non- non è come sembra..." "Liam, stavi pomiciando con la versione cuscino di Zayn Malik." Liam Payne ha una cotta imbarazzante per la boy band No Direction, Harry preferirebbe una vasectomia a un loro concerto. In qualche modo, però, finisce in mezzo a ragazzine instabili e urlanti, dà del fattone a Louis Tomlinson senza accorgersene e, se fosse solo un po' meno testardo, capirebbe che non è possibile tenere qualcuno fuori dal proprio cuore. [Side Zayn/Liam, Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton] [Warning: morte di personaggio secondario.] ©Tutti i diritti riservati a @mysoftlouis Storia originale, luglio 2018

[COMPLETED] *Story contains MATURE and EXPLICIT content* "This just can't happen" I tell him, as I start to walk past him. I come to a halt when his hand catches my arm. He presses his chest against my back and leans his face down to rest his lips near my ear "Why can't it? Leah I know I'm not the only one who feels this" he murmurs lowly. The closeness and his breath against my skin making me suck in a sharp breath. I turn around and face him "I won't hurt you if that's what you're worried about" he says softly looking down at his feet for a moment then back up to my eyes. I grab his face and kiss him. I couldn't take it any longer, but shock him when I pull away. "I can't take that risk" I confess, trying to ignore the sharp pain in my chest as I walk away from the person I wanted most.