Twilight Spoofs - After the Eclipse

We have defeated Victoria and the newborns. Jacob is fully healed and all is well with the world. But Edward is absent. I hate that.

Twilight Spoofs - Vitamin R & R

I was dozing on my bed with my vampire boyfriend Edward when I awoke from my light sleep to a big surprise down in the den. Billy and Charlie were drinking up a storm, and I found myself ringside...

Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New

It is my first day as a vampire. My boyfriend Edward saved my existence by injecting huge dollops of his venom into my heart when I was on the very cusp of death. Now, for the first time, the TRUE story of what REALLY happened on that first day, how it wasn't as easy as a certain S. Meyer would have you believe! See m...