Vampires
3 stories
Twilight Spoofs - After the Eclipse by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - After the Eclipse
Sillysausage
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We have defeated Victoria and the newborns. Jacob is fully healed and all is well with the world. But Edward is absent. I hate that.
Twilight Spoofs - Vitamin R & R by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - Vitamin R & R
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I was dozing on my bed with my vampire boyfriend Edward when I awoke from my light sleep to a big surprise down in the den. Billy and Charlie were drinking up a storm, and I found myself ringside...
Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New
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It is my first day as a vampire. My boyfriend Edward saved my existence by injecting huge dollops of his venom into my heart when I was on the very cusp of death. Now, for the first time, the TRUE story of what REALLY happened on that first day, how it wasn't as easy as a certain S. Meyer would have you believe! See me in all my sparkly wonder, in exactly 2000 words...