Vampires of legend couldn't possibly exist in our world. They would have had to adapt and had to do it quickly in order to blend in and to survive. There are a lot of myths that are plain silly and I get to poke fun at them with a close examination of why and how they're so impractical. Face it, certain aspects of the vampire legend don't hold up to close observation and logic. We're going to take a look at love, life, dating and whatever else comes into my mind. I love vampires, but there are just a few things that annoy me about the way they are characterized... it's just so impractical. Especially the sleeping in coffins thing... For a more in-depth look at how the legends of the vampire could change in modern times, read my novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE, which is the story form of this kind of examination. Here I get to just list the facts and rant a little... but just a little.

COMPLETE DISCONTINUED SERIES BOOK 1│VAMPIRE │ ROMANCE ~ Her slim fingers took hold of the buttons on her chiffon shirt, skillfully pulling it off, while she watched Aura's beautiful face for some reaction. Her hands then went to the skinny black jeans on her hips and slid down the zipper, peeling it off her body as she kept her gaze on Aura. She pushed the clothes behind with a smart kick of her heels and walked to the front of the bed. 'Gisela? What are you up to?' she whispered. Her voice barely reached the girl's ears. But she knew her plan was working, with the way Aura shifted uncomfortably under the huge pile of sheets. 'I am trying to tempt you.' Gisela whispered and moved closer. ~ [ extended summary inside ] *cover by @SinisterSushi* All Rights Reserved © xxSMxx *** A/N: This story contains EXPLICIT SCENES, SEX, GIRLXGIRL, VIOLENCE, and BLOOD. If you are under the age of 18 please refrain from reading any further. The story will be categorized in the restricted section. I hope you enjoy. Editing chapter no (4)