Ohshc x (trans) male reader

So I haven't watched Ohshc in a long time so if I make a mistake- don't bother me, I really don't care. Yeah so, it's a story, read it, or don't. I'll probably slip my bizarre sense of humour in there somewhere. Oh also reader is pansexual (meaning they find romantic attraction to frying pans, cookie pans, the works).